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A courtesy warning [FR19-🅱️]

It’s been brought to our attention that you are completely full of shit.

And that’s why you haven’t been doing what you said you were gonna do.

So consider this a courtesy warning.

If you keep using social media to present this nonsensical trash, you will be forever banished to feeling like you do.

We won’t arrest you because that will be an escape from the prison you’ve created for yourself in your own mind.

You’re not selling the videos or launching the thing you said because you know that people will see you for what you really are.

All your little bullshit captions and faux/staged “vulnerability” are not helping.

Because you know deep-down that when they see the real you shining through those cracks, you’re going to be found out.

The only way out of this mess is to start showing them on purpose.

  • Post more talking videos.
  • Send more ugly emails. (so you can’t delete/edit like you can on social media)
  • Sell things you know could be better.

That’s how you solve the problem.

Let them see it so you can stop worrying about it.

Johnny Deep,

International Fraud & Imposter Bureau

PS – We highly recommend joining Ryan Orrico’s How to Inspire the Fuck Out Of People class tomorrow morning. He will save your life. (it’s free. 11AM PST.)

PPS – you also might want to get a tune-up at the Yoga Sex Rock God Chakra Garage.

PPPS – if you’re just not doing it because you’re not motivated, check this out.

 

And this.