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Your Shit’s Not Working & You Know It

just pretending. that you just aren’t ready to really blow your stuff up. and that’s why you haven’t. She said “I know he...

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Not Motivated To Work

I was supposed to have sent this like 7 hours ago. FUCK. Sorry. My bad. How nice would that have...

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A Secret to Success

  You know what your fucking problem is? I mean really. It’s for sure why you don’t already have what...

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Aw You’re Not “Motivated?” Poor Baby.

Seriously, I don’t have time for your shit. You just whine and complain and you never do anything. You legit...

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Why Your Instagram Isn’t Making You Money

so I was talking to whatshisname, and he was talking shit about you. he was saying that you’re just pretending....

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How To Be Less of A Dick

I can be kind of a dick, I know. Especially to assholes on the internet:  dangerous ashtanga yoga teachers, loud...

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I Heard You’re “Not-Inspired.”

hey, asshole. so I heard you’re “not inspired to send emails” or some shit? That why you haven’t been on...

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You’re Scared

I’m just gonna take your ass to school quick. You seem like you want to help people ‘n shit, but...

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Just Make Something… Then Sell It

dude stop trying to make that shit perfect. you can make it better later.. or make something new. and if...

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I Fucked Up

It’s been a few days since the last time I emailed you. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Breaking my cardinal rule. And guess what...