How (not) to Deal With Shitty Email Subscribers

Holy shit, I can’t stand these people. So the other day I sent out an email telling everyone who hasn’t...

Instagram Murder Anniversary

yo, tomorrow is the one year anniversary of when I started just absolutely murdering everyone and everything on Instagram. August...

Get the Non-Openers the Fuck Off of Your Email List

For real. I was gonna send something else today, but then I realized it’s Sunday and it’s a good day...

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Latest Instagram Posts

dude I wasn’t gonna email you today, but this shit is just too good. I figured you’d want to see it....

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Incorporating #RandomTalkingVideos in Your Instagram

You’ll dig this. I made it last night. Probably should be charging for it… but hey, that’s how I dooooo. View this...

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Leave the Poor Juice Company Alone

I have a very clear goal when I wake up every day: Piss off at least one person before noon....

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Why We Should All Stop Saying “Self Care.”

Maaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn… I was gonna try to send a nice email today. Like, show people my soft side ’n shit But I just...

I Don’t Like This Shit

But i’m doing it anyway. 

How Has #RandomTalkingVideo Helped You?

hey can you do me a quick favor and drop your thoughts on this post? View this post on Instagram Hey...

My Two Best Marketing Tools

why do I give away so much free shit? I get this question ALL OF THE TIME. And I’m not...