The Inspire the Fuck Out of People Challenge

just real quick, cuz I don’t really feel like talking to you right now… Ryan told me to fuck off a...

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I Know What Your Problem Is

yo i’m just gonna pick up where i left off yesterday, cool? Why My Shit is The Shit And How...

Read This If You’re Worried About “Annoying” People

SHITFUCK. I was writing this email, and I broke the cardinal rule: DO NOT CHECK INSTAGRAM UNLESS IT’S ON PURPOSE....

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This is How You’ll Feel After “The Purge”

that’s the worst thing that will happen. someone will ask. most of these shitbirds won’t even realize you did it,...

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Why My Approach is “Troll Proof”

Fuck. I spent more time on that damn troll today. But… it’s for the cause, for fuck’s sake. I was gonna...

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I Repeat: Do NOT Feed the Trolls

I failed you.  I was working on a fucking SICK email this morning, listening to my writing playlist on Spotify,...

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The Rules of the Purge

THIS IS YOUR EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM… ANNOUNCING THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE ANNUAL PURGE. AT THE END OF THE COUNTDOWN, ALL SOCIAL/SOCIAL...

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Stop “Speaking Your Truth” in Instagram Captions & Start Actually Speaking

You’re lucky I didn’t cut you off after that shit you just pulled while I was writing that last email....

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Your Shit’s Not Working & You Know It

just pretending. that you just aren’t ready to really blow your stuff up. and that’s why you haven’t. She said “I know he...

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I Guarantee This Will Be You After The Purge

hey, it’s you, Future you – from next Monday. July, 23rd. I’m not exactly feeling like myself today, so I might...