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You’re Fucked

I would say I hate to break this to you… but we both know I love it. There’s no cure...

A courtesy warning [FR19-

It’s been brought to our attention that you are completely full of shit. And that’s why you haven’t been doing...

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Leave the Poor Juice Company Alone

I have a very clear goal when I wake up every day: Piss off at least one person before noon....

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Why We Should All Stop Saying “Self Care.”

Maaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn… I was gonna try to send a nice email today. Like, show people my soft side ’n shit But I just...

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Why My Approach is “Troll Proof”

Fuck. I spent more time on that damn troll today. But… it’s for the cause, for fuck’s sake. I was gonna...

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I Repeat: Do NOT Feed the Trolls

I failed you.  I was working on a fucking SICK email this morning, listening to my writing playlist on Spotify,...

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Haters Inspire the Fuck Out of Me

dude fuck critics…  I don’t even want to call them “haters” cuz that term is just so played. but they...