Why I Give So Much Shit Away For Free

why do I give away so much free shit? I get this question ALL OF THE TIME. And I’m not gonna lie:...

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I feel like this excuse is pretty legit. Check it out: I was supposed to send out [what is now...

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Create a Storm, Capture the Lightning

So I would apologize for disappearing and not sending these emails, but I’d be lying. I’m not sorry. More like...

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The Road To Becoming Yoga Sex Rock God

my first attempt at advertising was an abysmal failure. shit is kind of embarrassing. but I didn’t know wtf I...

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My Plan For After I Die

Dude, fuck July. My mom died a couple of years ago in July, and now I have this shitty feeling...

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The Best Thing I Ever Did For Myself

I’ve been going way too god damn hard on Instagram lately. Just absolutely murdering it. I’ve been on one about...

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I Moved To LA Because of Twitter

I was sitting in a Borders Books, and I got a direct message on Twitter from a woman named Valerie...

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Fucking Chipotle

bro, you’re fucking up my burrito. get it together. why do you need all of the answers right now? View...

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A Dating Advice Company

this is a breakdown of this video I posted earlier on Instagram about one of the craziest things I’ve ever...

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The Problem With My Pricing

I’m getting on a flight tomorrow to go on an adventure for a few days… gotta make some final edits...