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down for idea sex? NSFW

“This is probably one of my favorite emails I’ve ever gotten about writing. The condom metaphor is an instant classic!...

Get Over Your Shit and Make Some Money Using Ugly Emails

The best piece of marketing advice I was ever given was by Frank Kern, “To help people, first prove you...

A courtesy warning [FR19-

It’s been brought to our attention that you are completely full of shit. And that’s why you haven’t been doing...

I Don’t Like This Shit

But i’m doing it anyway. 

The Inspire the Fuck Out of People Challenge

just real quick, cuz I don’t really feel like talking to you right now… Ryan told me to fuck off a...

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I Know What Your Problem Is

yo i’m just gonna pick up where i left off yesterday, cool? Why My Shit is The Shit And How...

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This is How You’ll Feel After “The Purge”

that’s the worst thing that will happen. someone will ask. most of these shitbirds won’t even realize you did it,...

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The Rules of the Purge

THIS IS YOUR EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM… ANNOUNCING THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE ANNUAL PURGE. AT THE END OF THE COUNTDOWN, ALL SOCIAL/SOCIAL...

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Not Motivated To Work

I was supposed to have sent this like 7 hours ago. FUCK. Sorry. My bad. How nice would that have...

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A Secret to Success

  You know what your fucking problem is? I mean really. It’s for sure why you don’t already have what...