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This is How You’ll Feel After “The Purge”

that’s the worst thing that will happen. someone will ask. most of these shitbirds won’t even realize you did it,...

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The Rules of the Purge

THIS IS YOUR EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM… ANNOUNCING THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE ANNUAL PURGE. AT THE END OF THE COUNTDOWN, ALL SOCIAL/SOCIAL...

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Not Motivated To Work

I was supposed to have sent this like 7 hours ago. FUCK. Sorry. My bad. How nice would that have...

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A Secret to Success

  You know what your fucking problem is? I mean really. It’s for sure why you don’t already have what...

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Aw You’re Not “Motivated?” Poor Baby.

Seriously, I don’t have time for your shit. You just whine and complain and you never do anything. You legit...

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Why Your Instagram Isn’t Making You Money

so I was talking to whatshisname, and he was talking shit about you. he was saying that you’re just pretending....

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I Heard You’re “Not-Inspired.”

hey, asshole. so I heard you’re “not inspired to send emails” or some shit? That why you haven’t been on...

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Ever Used Grammarly?

Watch this shit. I’m gonna write this bitch without pressing the backspace button and then clean it up in Grammarly....

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Just Make Something… Then Sell It

dude stop trying to make that shit perfect. you can make it better later.. or make something new. and if...

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I Fucked Up

It’s been a few days since the last time I emailed you. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Breaking my cardinal rule. And guess what...