Get the Non-Openers the Fuck Off of Your Email List

For real. I was gonna send something else today, but then I realized it’s Sunday and it’s a good day...

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Why My Approach is “Troll Proof”

Fuck. I spent more time on that damn troll today. But… it’s for the cause, for fuck’s sake. I was gonna...

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I Repeat: Do NOT Feed the Trolls

I failed you.  I was working on a fucking SICK email this morning, listening to my writing playlist on Spotify,...

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Stop “Speaking Your Truth” in Instagram Captions & Start Actually Speaking

You’re lucky I didn’t cut you off after that shit you just pulled while I was writing that last email....

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I Guarantee This Will Be You After The Purge

hey, it’s you, Future you – from next Monday. July, 23rd. I’m not exactly feeling like myself today, so I might...

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Not Motivated To Work

I was supposed to have sent this like 7 hours ago. FUCK. Sorry. My bad. How nice would that have...

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My Latest Instagram Posts

it ain’t coming tonight. I’ve written god damn near 5000 words, and I can’t find the thread I’m looking for. And fuck...

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A Secret to Success

  You know what your fucking problem is? I mean really. It’s for sure why you don’t already have what...

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The Road To Becoming Yoga Sex Rock God

my first attempt at advertising was an abysmal failure. shit is kind of embarrassing. but I didn’t know wtf I...

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Are Other People Getting In Your Way?

This will work fucking IMMEDIATELY if you do it. Faster than anything else I know of… it legit takes like...