Why I Give So Much Shit Away For Free

why do I give away so much free shit? I get this question ALL OF THE TIME. And I’m not gonna lie:...

How to Use Social Engineering to Turn Yourself Into a Local Celebrity

hey check this out. it’s a sneaky way to turn yourself into a local celebrity with social media and fb advertising....

Why You Have to Have an Enemy

yo not sure if this is your thing, but I’m pretty excited about it – so I’m telling you. I...

Take Your Own Advice Challenge

#takeyourownadvice challenge

I have a good feeling this will help. You could try it this week if you’re up for a challenge. I...

okokok what had happened was

I feel like this excuse is pretty legit. Check it out: I was supposed to send out [what is now...

Use more stories

You should be using more stories

i’m 99% sure you didn’t even realize I was there, but I overheard you talking to your friend the other...

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The Road To Becoming Yoga Sex Rock God

my first attempt at advertising was an abysmal failure. shit is kind of embarrassing. but I didn’t know wtf I...

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You’re Scared

I’m just gonna take your ass to school quick. You seem like you want to help people ‘n shit, but...

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Recent Instagram Posts – May

I’m too drunk to write an actual email. but I fucking murdered it on Insta today. and every other god...

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Haters Inspire the Fuck Out of Me

dude fuck critics…  I don’t even want to call them “haters” cuz that term is just so played. but they...