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The Road To Becoming Yoga Sex Rock God

my first attempt at advertising was an abysmal failure. shit is kind of embarrassing. but I didn’t know wtf I...

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You’re Scared

I’m just gonna take your ass to school quick. You seem like you want to help people ‘n shit, but...

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Recent Instagram Posts – May

I’m too drunk to write an actual email. but I fucking murdered it on Insta today. and every other god...

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Haters Inspire the Fuck Out of Me

dude fuck critics…  I don’t even want to call them “haters” cuz that term is just so played. but they...

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If I Opened A Yoga Studio

Ok fuck it. I’m gonna open a combined yoga studio + gym + climbing facility. Here’s the plan: I’m gonna...

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The Problem With My Pricing

I’m getting on a flight tomorrow to go on an adventure for a few days… gotta make some final edits...

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I’m Stuck On Something

Holy shit. The finish line is always where I fuck myself over. The video I mentioned I needed to make...

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Douche Patrol

Shit. I just sat down to send this email, and I got a text message from our video editor: “what do...

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Why I Moved To LA From Chicago

I moved to LA (from Chicago) almost ten years ago. I didn’t know anyone. Except for the woman I was...

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My Restaurant

I had this crazy ass idea. I’m gonna open a restaurant next year. I don’t know what I’m going to...