This is How You’ll Feel After “The Purge”
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that’s the worst thing that will happen.
someone will ask.
most of these shitbirds won’t even realize you did it, and even the ones who do notice won’t say anything.
But let’s say someone does ask why you Unfollowed them.
Here’s what you do:
Tell them the truth.
I mean, fuck, it’s not like they won’t understand. Because they’re doing the same damn thing to themselves too. Hell, they probably got it worse than you.
Tell them that you lose too much time getting lost in manicured, bullshit social media FantasyLands.
That you have to be proactive about managing the content of your mind.
And even if you’re not spending hours in your bed scrolling through the ToolBelt. (I just thought of that right now. A new name for your tool-filled insta newsfeed. I am proud.)
Maybe it’s just something you do mindlessly… pick your phone up to check Insta “real quick.” Even that brief moment is fucking you up.
Especially because you said you’re trying to make some shit happen, right?
Constantly bouncing your focus like that is not helping you.
It’s fucking certainly not helping you become “inspired.”
Didn’t you get that email from Your Inspiration last week?
She said she only shows up when the party is already on and poppin.
You laying around and moping, comparing your ACTUAL REALITY to the ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT they are showing you is NOT helping you.
You Unfollowing isn’t a personal attack on them.
It doesn’t mean you’re weak. Or jealous.
You’re just hip to their bullshit, and you’re managing your mind.
It’s fucking important.
You’ll be able to follow them again… you just won’t want to because you’ll realize that they have added zero value to your life.
You just use them as an excuse to keep feeling shitty and procrastinating.
So ya gotta get rid of ‘em.
IF YOU DARE. THIS IS PETTY:
One way to start is to use one of those apps that shows you who you follow that doesn’t follow you back.
Just being in that context, it might make it a little less painful to push the button.
Cuz you can see they don’t follow you, don’t care about you, AND WISH YOU WERE DEAD.
Google something like “instagram unfollow apps.” You’ll find one.
But if you’re not prepared to have your feelings hurt, you might want to skip this approach and try something else.
So yes, The Purge is on.
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