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This is the funniest shit ever.

But mostly I wanted to remind you that the prices of Yoga Sex Rock God/dess apparel go up tomorrow when Kassidy the Destroyer gets back to Tucson.

We underpriced it.

And not even on purpose as some slick marketing ploy. (which I’m 100% not above doing.)

Our peeps brought it to our attention like “uhh.. wtf. I was ready to pay way more than this.”


You know damn well your boy can’t be seen as ordinary.

That is NOT the reputation I want to cultivate.

And when developing a reputation that makes selling superfluous, it’s important to be congruent. Everywhere. All the time… even at the expense of short-term profit.

So it’s gotta go up, baby. Yoga Sex Rock God is expensive.


PS – I don’t know why I’m surprised at how fast the Yoga Sex Rock Goddess tanks have been selling…

I guess I thought because I wasn’t really using that term a whole lot, that they would hit as hard as they did… but yeah. I was wrong.

In fact, we got set up to make it easy.

I’m pretty stoked with Kass’s copy for the tank… so I’m just gonna use it:

“Perfect for doing yoga.
Also perfect for drinking wine.”