The Rules of the Purge

THIS IS YOUR EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM… ANNOUNCING THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE ANNUAL PURGE.

AT THE END OF THE COUNTDOWN, ALL SOCIAL/SOCIAL MEDIA ETIQUETTE/RULES WILL BE DISMISSED.

****This will work faster than anything else I know of…

You have to get rid of the assholes that make you feel shitty on social media. 

Some of them might even be your “friends.”

I know you may feel guilty about it, but seriously… they’re getting in your way.

You gotta get rid of em.

So… on Sunday, July 22, WE PURGE. 

Starting at 8am, you’ll have 12 hours to purge. 

During this time, there is no such thing as social/social media etiquette. No concerns about “hurting someones feelings.” Just….

Unfollow.

Unsubscribe.

Unfuckingfriend.

UnfuckingEVERYTHING.

Start with anyone who meets these criteria

  • People who just post photos professional photos of themselves… Whether it’s fucking yoga or some bullshit “lifestyle brand.”
  • Or flexing their fucking mobility training.
  • Or anyone who doesn’t have a video of themselves JUST FUCKING TALKING. On their page. (Not their god damn stories.)
  • Or if they make you feel like shit.
  • Or if you start comparing your circumstances to the fucking bullshit they show you.
  • Or if you think you need to be like them to do something.
  • Or if you’re not selling something because you think people will compare you to them.
  • Or if you click their page and all of their photos are literally just them. Like.. modeling or whatever the fuck they call it.

Fuck your guilt. And fuck them too.

They don’t give a fuck about you – they literally just fucking click ‘Like’ on their comments and don’t respond.

They can eat fucking dicks. Unfollow.

Focus on your own shit.

You’re missing a huge opportunity with social media if you let these fucking cockgobblers get in your way****

Check in HERE

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